7/01/2009

Not Mr Rogers

I live on one side of a duplex, and I've always been blessed with very agreeable neighbors. There have even been a few I've gone out of my way to be neighborly with. Mostly, however, I just keep to myself, making sure that whoever's on the other side of the wall has nothing to complain about regarding me. My last neighbor was a single guy, in his mid- to late-40s, named Rick. We spoke a few times over the years, waved whenever one or the other of us drove by. He was a quiet neighbor, and apart from the occasional random (and inevitable) noise, the only thing I ever heard from his half of the building was his alarm once or twice a week if I happened to be up when it went off. Sometimes I would hear him snoring in the middle of the night if things were extraordinarily quiet. My guess is that his bed was exactly opposite mine, both of us on opposite sides of the same wall.

Rick moved out a few weeks ago. I got up early one day to go to the bank, and when I left my place he and a few friends were hauling out furniture. It was halfway through the month so I didn't think much of it. It occurred to me that he might be leaving, and I was determined to ask him when I got home a little while later. But, he was gone a couple hours later and I never saw him again. I've regretted not talking to him that last opportunity. Since then, I've been on pins and needles, hoping that I get another good neighbor.

My landlady waited no time at all before moving someone in. It's only been two weeks tomorrow since I saw Rick move out, and there have been new people moving in for the past two days. I know for a fact that my landlady did not have the place cleaned as she should. I know that from experience and from not seeing or hearing anything go on in there since Rick left. The new neighbors are Mexican— which is neither good nor bad— and I only know that because I've never heard them use a word of English. I'm not sure how many people have moved in. The place is so small that more than two people will have a hard time in there. In fact, every time I've lost my previous neighbors it's been because they've outgrown the place. A couple of my neighbors have moved in single and moved out married. I don't know much else about them except that they have no problem continuing to work on the place until well into the early morning. If I were not already up myself, I would be greatly displeased. (Don't get me wrong, I know that you need to make some noise when you move into a new place, but the really loud stuff can wait until daytime.)

My neighborhood is very active. I don't really notice it until I start to compare it to other neighborhoods that I've been in. My brother's neighborhood is full of middle-class families. The houses are all two-storey, and the streets have distinctive names. Mini-vans and other family cars drive through regularly, and it's common to see neighbors walking their dogs. My folks' neighborhood is even quieter. Most of the houses are occupied by the retired or near-retired. Very few children are ever seen. The cars are more expensive and generally not filled with families. There are still a lot of dog walkers.

My neighborhood is not quiet. I hear motorcycles and cars with thumping stereos 24 hours a day. During the first half of the day and going on into the afternoon, there are lots of children of all ages walking to and from school. Now that most schools are out for summer, the kids are playing. In the afternoon, the kids get older— high school age— and they walk along the streets in groups of two, four, or more. Some of the groups are mixed, some are all boys. Cars race along the streets. There is a high school a half mile up the street and in the afternoon when class is out, the cars roar down the street right next to my house. I've noticed that even the cops floor it through the neighborhood when the bother to drive through at all.

The foot traffic keeps up through the evening and through most of the night. I have lately taken to going out to my car in the middle of the night and reading. I have a clip-on light, and I roll down the windows to catch the night air. Even at 2 or 3 AM I will see people walking through the neighborhood. One night, from 11 PM to Midnight, I counted over a dozen people walking alone or in small groups.

But, it's not just street activity that makes my neighborhood different. This afternoon I was outside reading, and a few houses down the street to my right, I could hear some redneck guy screaming his lungs out at someone. To the left, I could hear a toddler crying, punctuated occasionally by a father yelling at her to be quiet. I could also hear latin music on the left side. Most nights of the week you can hear latin music from one direction or the other until 11 PM or midnight. To top off this din, in every direction there are yard dogs— the kind of dogs that spend their days behind fences, barking furiously if anyone nears the fence. I hear dogs barking 24/7.

I used to like this neighborhood, and I use to feel safe and comfortable in it. I no longer feel these things. I am a great one for walking off excess energy at night. I can no longer do that. Sure, I can wait until late at night when the streets are fairly safe, but then I have to put up with dogs barking from behind every other fence I pass by. Most of them don't care if I walk by on the other side of the street. They just bark their fool heads off.

A few nights ago the cops broke up a fight on the street outside my house. That happens more and more often these days. (Though, rarely is it bad enough that the tasers come out like I reported here a few months ago.) There is a large wooden sign on the corner of my yard. My landlady uses it to advertise apartments and houses for rent. This sign is constantly being tagged, as are the stop signs at the intersection I live next to.

This all really came together for me tonight when I heard the guy screaming insanely down the street. I am desperate to move out of here. I have greatly over-stayed my time in this neighborhood.

Talk to you again soon.

"Good fences make good neighbors."— Robert Frost in Mending Wall

6/30/2009

Every Year Is Getting Shorter

As most of the few people who read these posts are aware, yesterday was my 47th birthday. It was a pleasant day— and was nearly forgotten on my part. Normally, year after year, I'm aware of my birthday falling on a work day or a weekend day, and I make plans accordingly. If at work, I could always count on a few cards, some glitter confetti at my desk, balloons, and some sort of cake or other treat. It gave me something to look forward to during the work week. But, without that stimulus, my birthday seems to have slipped to a lower priority in my mind. I was aware of its approach during the month of June, but there was never any excitement attached to it. When the last few days beforehand came around, I very nearly forgot it was about to happen— until the congratulations started popping up.

My friend Pat picked me up in the morning, and we went back to his place to hang out. He gave me a few MST3K movies as a birthday present so we watched those during the day. For lunch we went to a nice Mexican restaurant. Later, after Lisa had returned, we went out for dinner at the Elephant Bar, where I had a tasty chicken and shrimp jambalaya. All in all, it was a low-key day and a perfect way to transition from 46 to 47.

Yesterday, before Pat picked me up, I was thinking about what it means to be 47. The only thing it really means is that I've made 47 trips around the Sun. I can't even brag about that because the mass of the Earth, the mass of the Sun, and gravity did most of the work for me. I'm just walking around on the surface of the Earth, hoping to not get knocked off. (And I do mean both turns of that phrase.) A year itself is a somewhat arbitrary measurement, as evidenced by the fact that every few years scientists insist on adding a bit of time to the current year. A year is roughly the time it takes the Earth to complete one orbit around the Sun. So, in addition to measuring a certain amount of time, a year also marks off a certain distance traveled (even if the net distance, relative to the Sun, is virtually nil). Even this measurement is arbitrary because it too changes from year to year as the Earth adjusts its orbit over time.

If you really want to talk about distance traveled, however, consider that the sun is quite a ways from our galactic center, and is whirling about the galaxy at a considerable clip. In my 47 years I have completed the tiniest fraction of a galactic arc— and yet I have also traveled billions of miles. It's funny when you consider that no known conveyance of man could in an entire lifetime carry me as far as I have traveled through the galaxy with no effort whatsoever.

There is a further level of distance traveled to consider as well, but I'm not sure how to cope with it. Our galaxy is traveling through the universe, but I'm not sure if science has yet told us how fast or in what direction that travel is. In fact, given that we have jumped to the scale of the universe itself, and given that there are factors to consider such as the expansion of space itself, I'm not sure if direction and speed even have concrete definitions.

So, after 47 years, I have been in the universe X number of seconds and I have changed my position by Y miles. Everything else seems far less important.

Back soon.

"About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm." — Kurt Vonnegut, Jr

6/28/2009

Readin' and Writin'

I have been neglecting my writing the last week or so. I don't mean just here in the blog, but elsewhere as well. I have a short story idea that I want to work on, another short story that I'm a thousand words into, and I promised to begin a serial adventure in this blog. Lost is partly to blame for me falling behind— or, rather, my addiction to Lost. In fact, I just finished watching an episode a few minutes ago, and my immediate response was to cue the next episode and watch it. Fortunately, a minute of rational thinking showed me that I wouldn't be satisfied if I watched the next episode. As I was discussing with Clayton yesterday, Lost tends to jump backwards after a big shock, making the viewer wait longer for satisfaction. So, I figured it's going to be a couple episodes at least before I get to see the after effects of the big shock ending I just saw.

It's a toss-up right now whether I can actually write a full blog post or fall asleep first. While watching Lost I was also eating lunch. Dinner does not put me out, but lunch almost always makes me very sleepy. I should have been born Mexican I guess.

I've been making myself read a lot more lately. Reading is something I've always enjoyed, and when I was a teenager I could spend hours a day reading. I've gotten out of the habit as an adult, just reading here and there. I'm trying to re-cultivate the habit of spending more time reading. A few weeks ago I re-started Peter Hamilton's Night's Dawn trilogy of space opera books. I read the first book almost ten years ago when it was new in paperback, but I never finished the series afterwards. About five years ago, I re-read half that first book with the intention of finishing the series. When I bought my kindle, there was a kindle-friendly version of the entire trilogy for $7 so I bought that immediately. I'm about two-thirds of the way through the first book again and determined to finish this time.

However, last week my friend Pat loaned me two books to check out. The first I read within 24 hours of him loaning it to me. It was a Hard Case book. The Hard Case books are a publisher's line of crime novels. Some of the books are reprints of earlier pulp-style crime novels, and some of the books are new, written in that style. There is quite a recognizable list of authors in series, and the number of books has grown to over 50. If you've any interest at all in this sort of thing, I recommend the books. They can be found here: Hard Case. If you're really into them, you can subscribe to the book line through the publisher at: Dorchester. Were I in a better position financially, I would consider subscribing.

The novel that I just read was titled Money Shot. It opens with a woman locked in the trunk of a car. She has been mistaken for dead after being shot a few times. She is quickly revealed to be an ex-porn star who now runs a talent agency for strippers, dancers, and porn actresses. It's written completely in the first person, and is very much in the 'hard-boiled' school of crime writing. The lead character's voice is strong throughout the book, and the author has a knack for hard-boiled metaphors that delight the reader. From the very first page I was swept up in the book, and it held my attention all the way to the end. It's not a perfect book by any standards, and there were many things I found fault with, but it was a thoroughly enjoyable read.

Immediately after finishing that book, I started the second book that Pat loaned me: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. This book was announced several months ago, and as soon as I heard about it, I pre-ordered the book of Amazon for Pat. I knew it was the sort of thing he should read. Me, I'm not a big zombie reader, but I find the idea fascinating, and, since he'd finished it, Pat loaned it to me so we could compare notes afterwards. If you've not heard of the book— which has been well publicized on NPR— the author took the original text of Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice and inserted a zombie storyline as well. It's a brilliant idea in its simplicity, and, as a lazy writer myself, it must have been delightful to have the majority of the text pre-written! I'm about half way through the book now, and I'll save a full review for when I'm finished, but so far I find the book fun and funny to read.

The author of that book, Seth Grahame-Smith, has already announced that his next book will be a tale of Abraham Lincoln as a vampire hunter, which I look forward to.

That'll be it for me today. Back soon!

"When I get a little money I buy books; and if any is left I buy food and clothes."— Desiderius Erasmus